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November, 2011

  1. Happy December Eve!

    November 30, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    Everyone should give a warm visit to freerice.com. At freerice.com, you can play a word game where you guess the meaning of a word, and for each answer that you get correct, the UN donates 10 grains of rice to needy countries! Amazing, isn’t it? You improve your intelligence AND you do charity, all in a few clicks.

    Each word you get correct takes you up a level. There are 60 levels total. If you make an incorrect, response, you’ll be punished by falling down a level.

    Intelligence! Food! Religion! These are a few of my favorite things!

    Also, Happy December Eve, everyone! I plan to get a caramel cake to celebrate tomorrow.

     

    Tomorrow is also World AIDS Day, so let’s pray for all those who are living with HIV and pray that a cure will be discovered soon.

    Have an egg-cellent day!

    Beaux


  2. Dressing! Oyster Stew! Pierogies! Mediterranean Restaurant! Sandwiches! GO!

    November 29, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    So while at work, I suggest to my father that perennial, bone-warming, hearty recipe of oyster stew that we love so very much. One of my five Youtube videos actually covers the oyster stew, and in the end, I had to edit the recipe even more because I messed it up in the video. Or maybe that was the vegetarian chili. Anyway, my cooking skills remind me of what Gigi taught us so well in the 90s: if you can open a can and dump it in a pot and cook it on high, then do so. Of course, she was also raising two children at home while raising children of sorry parents while simultaneously trying to educate those who had legitimate learning disabilities and battling the fearsome bureaucracy of Geneva County whose sole and prime goal was to avoid lawsuits from any angle possible.

     

    In other words, open, dump, and heat was about the only thing she could muster at the end of the daily battle.

    Anyway, so I came home today after visiting the grocery store and enjoy the chilly weather and clear sky (I could even see the front moving in at a distance!), and lo and behold, Gigi has already cooked: dressing! Biscuits! A ham (I think!)

    Her dressing turned out absolutely perfect! Except for the putting of eggs in the dressing, which I don’t personally like, but I’m not complaining so much because the rest of the dressing turned out very moist and absolutely perfect. I walked in Bapaw’s bedroom and told him to get the dressing ASAP because it was perfect and wouldn’t be around long.

    So perfect did Gigi prepare her dressing that, in fact, I didn’t have to add anything to it. Typically, I fiend for salt and add salt to almost anything I eat. But tonight, oh, man, none of that was necessary! Imagine my surprise.

    Tomorrow night’s supposed to hit 30º around here, so I’ll be more than happy to go ahead with the oyster stew then. I also bought more pierogies…it was a great debate between a box of pierogies and a Totino’s pizza, and I do recall the past few times I’ve had Totino’s, they haven’t tasted very good- shock, shock, for me to say that a pizza doesn’t taste good!

    That’s what happens when you start eating things like bread, olives, and cheese on a habitual basis.

    Also, Veggie Table has informed us (and by us, I mean me and all my personalities…just kidding, I really mean me and her ever-growing fandom) of a BRAND NEW Mediterranean restaurant. We’ve been out of a good Mediterranean restaurant since LaLe shut down a few years ago. Lily, the owner of LaLe, is long gone to Texas, as you may have read in my former posts about the predecessor to LaLe, ReWired, and the predecessor to ReWired, Wired. Her leaving has left my Turkish rusty, le sigh.

     

    Perhaps, then, attending the NEW Mediterranean restaurant one night would be to my benefit, as I can write a review of it.

    We’ll see what happens.

    Stay tuned for the next great adventure in eating, along with news about local restaurants, new recipes, and whatever hilarity is sandwiched in between! And I’m so glad I’m talking about food, because had that been any other scenario, the pun would’ve gone right down into the gutter.

    Have an egg-cellent day!

    Beaux


  3. Cheesecake, Owl City, and Christmas

    November 28, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    Gladness, O, such gladness!

     

     

    Now that Thanksgiving is officially over and done with, along with all the awfulness of Black Friday and the corporate greed on which Americans are fed, it’s time to move to the next great holiday: Christmas!

     

     

    Christmas is often depicted as being in the dead of winter, which isn’t really accurate; Christmas happens at the beginning of the wintry season, not the middle or end.

     

     

    Also, today was the first Sunday of Advent! But as usual, I was asleep when Mass was going on…a vigil Mass would be nice, people!

     

    Anyway, we’ve had a nice cheesecake that’s lived in our new refrigerator (Griselda) for the past two days, and it’s sooo delicious. I should really pace myself and not eat a lot of cheesecake, but how often do I actually get to eat it? So much for my whole “virtuous” giving up of sugar and such. I tried that earlier in the year and failed miserably. December’s also unlikely to be the best month to try to go without sweets, since Christmas is synonymous with sugar and sparkles.

     

     

    I’m the only person I know who will have a piece of cheesecake and then chase it with a bowl of vegetable soup. I made a killer veggie soup that features onion soup mix with cumin, celery, and peas, if you please.

    Maybe I should attempt to make sugar-free Christmas goodies this year or something. Or better yet, maybe I can focus on making Christmas goodies that focus on fruits and grains instead of sugar. Who knows? The possibilities endless!

    I’ve also now been turning on all the Christmas music and am using it as the noise in the background to which to write.

    What’s everyone’s favorite Christmas carols? I have three major ones: “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,” “Carol of the Bells/Schedrik,” and “What Child Is This?” They’re incidentally the Christmas songs that I’ve only been introduced to in more recent years. “Recent” is a highly relative term for me, though.

     

     

    Christmas brings with it two of my favorite memories: chocolate and Owl City. I discovered a brand of chocolate at Target called “Choxie” a few years ago; the chocolates are incredibly delicious and come in awesomely decorated packages.

    Two years ago, Owl City debuted on all the major radio stations, and my friend Caleb and I became obsessed with him fairly quickly. The music of Owl City is fairly sparkly and utopian-sounding, and according to Caleb, my personality’s soundtrack is the Owl City discography. Sweet!

     

     

    Also, he has a lot of songs with food titles, such as “Vanilla Twilight,” “Strawberry Avalanche,” and “Peppermint Winter.” This naturally appeal to me, what with being a foodie and all.

    Well, that’s all for this edition of Holy Poached Eggs. Keep reading, and have an egg-cellent day!

     

     

    Beaux


  4. Waffle House Robberies

    November 27, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    Another article about a particularly favorite and Southern restaurant.

    WAFFLE HOUSE DRAMA!


  5. Bonus Round: NPR Article about Paula Deen

    November 26, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    She’s hilarious. Just click on the link to visit the article on NPR. I read it and died laughhing from her attitude.

    With Paula Deen, It’s Not Really About the Pie.

    Have an EGG-cellent day!

    Beaux


  6. Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its

    November 26, 2011 by The Yum Yum

     

    How many sane people went on their merry way, cooking for Black Friday? Highly unlikely that many did that- Thanksgiving leftovers should have been quite enough for most. 

     

    So, taking my cue from the sane people, I voted against doing the traditional Friday Night Great Publix Adventure and instead insisted on pizza. I originally thought that we would just grab a couple of Hot’n'Readys, but no, Earle insisted that we get Hungry Howie’s instead.

     

    Now, for those of you who are unaware, I do happen to love Hungry Howie’s- a lot. The Hungry Howie’s on the East Side of Dothan (near the Medical Center) has looked out for me and Earle every time we’ve ordered from them, persuading us to take their pizza deals of the week instead of just ordering whatever. When a business will look out for you like that, they’re good folks in my book, and that Hungry Howie’s will always have my support.

     

    But let’s back up. Before we decided on Hungry Howie’s, I thought we were doing Little Caesar’s. Then the girls took too long to get to Earle’s house, so I voted we just go to Wal-mart instead, despite my undying hatred for Wally-world and all its communist, corporate evil. 

     

    And that’s when Jessica arrived with a new friend- a snow-white Lhasa Apso doggy named Barnaby who is just about the cutest dog I have ever seen. He kept jumping on the couch and running from Earle to me to Jessica, wanting each of us to pet him and hold him in turn. He would jump on me and start giving me snuggly doggy kisses all over my face- it tickled, and I laughed SO hard. Barnaby eventually started feeling sleepy last night, too, so he was even cuter when his eyelids starting drooping. 

     

    He also didn’t bark- not once. No growling, nothing. Just excited cuteness, my kind of dog!

     

    Anyway, while at Wal-mart, I saw a box of Cheez-Its: Cheddar Jack. 

     

    A new flavor.

     

    O. M. G.

     

    Naturally, our entire culture revolves around novelty. Everyone always has a new boyfriend or girlfriend, a new car, a new house, a new this, a new that, the newest new this or that, and so on goes the list. (We have a new fridge and new oven in one fell swoop.) While I’ve tried to overcome my own addiction to novelty and can handle impulse-buying fairly well, new flavors of food are almost always difficult to fight. I mean, come on, I write about a blog ABOUT food! New flavors of food is where it’s at!

     

    Someone at Earle’s house then described the Cheddar Jack Cheez-Its as tasting “cheesier.” I 100% agree. They could’ve marketed them at Cheez-Its Plus, and I would’ve been equally impressed and happy with them. 

     

    Then today, I got up, I went to pour some coffee (which thankfully I didn’t have to make), and then I went to pour milk into my coffee. Not paying attention to what I was doing, I didn’t realize I had grabbed the tea- stored in a similar plastic container as the milk- and had begun pouring it into my coffee. Why the tea keeps being placed in front of the milk, and how I didn’t notice I had grabbed an amber-colored liquid instead of a white one, the world may never know, but needless to say, I had to dump out part of that cup and dilute it with coffee (my own little compromise to not wasting food.)

     

    Well, I hope everyone’s had a Happy Thanksgiving, a great Black Friday, and, if you’re watching the evil football game today, I hope your team wins. (Did I just cheer for both Alabama and Auburn? Ack.) 

     

    Have an egg-cellent day!

     

    Beaux

     

     


  7. An Explanation of Advent: Holy Poached Eggs, Bonus Round!

    November 25, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    Since I mentioned Advent in the former blog, check this video out. It’s well done and makes the point.


  8. Black Friday, Turkey Sandwich Day, Griselda the Fridge, and Priscilla the Oven

    November 25, 2011 by The Yum Yum

     

    A brand new oven, a brand new refrigerator, and an attempt to remedy all the failing appliances in our home some odd years later, Hickory Shade is lookin’ pretty.

    My habit of naming appliances and electronics has kept up even until the present day, so our brand-new, stainless steel, super-awesome refrigerator has been dubbed, officially, “Griselda.” This is the reality and the truth of the situation; Griselda is one choice in appliance that Gigi made all on her own of which I approve 100%.

    Then tonight, the ordeal of putting the new oven in the location of the old oven began. I was summoned to the kitchen by Bapaw’s booming voice instead of his knocking on my door when he was down by my room, and then Bapaw and Pickley William lifted the oven across a three-foot gap as I was made to be the gopher and pull the magical oven connection cord through the hole drilled in the back. 

    I pointed out that the common-sense approach would be to move the island on which we had our oven sitting closer to the gaping hole, and that way, neither Bapaw nor my younger sibling would endanger their respective lives. 

    Then, the oven didn’t fit. 

    So Bapaw did the only prudent thing a person could do in a situation when the oven doesn’t fit in the oven’s hole; he whipped out powertools and began decimating the kitchen at Hickory Shade. 

    The resulting scent of woodchips and sawdust will haunt and possibly flavor our food for the rest of the Christmas season.

    Speaking of which, it’s almost Advent! Advent, for those of you who are unaware, is the four-week season preceding Christmas. Christmas technically lasts for 12 days after December 25th, which is officially known as the “Solemnity of the Incarnation.” 

    I’ve yet to name the oven, though I can’t wait for a good name to come along. “Priscilla” seems to be the preferred name at the moment. 

    Soon, I’ll be removing my Christmas tree, Coconut, from her hiding place in the den room closet and again decorating her with the beautiful string of blue lights that make her so appropriate each year. I really do love Christmas, if even just for the aesthetics. Something about the sparkling nature of snow and Christmas lights warms my heart. 

    Of course, the manufactured and non-existent “War on Christmas” and all its idiocy will also begin soon in the media, and Holy Poached Eggs will be offering commentary when he sees fit. 

    That being said, have a fantastic Turkey Sandwich Day and Black Friday, and have an egg-cellent day besides!

    Beaux

     

     


  9. THANKSGIVING BONUS ROUND: A Video! “Just Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven!”

    November 24, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    While this woman actually does drop the f-bomb twice in the video, she actually makes a good point and is rather hilarious when you get right down to it. Her recipe ideas aren’t so bad, either, especially the way she makes her turkey gravy.

    Have an EGG-cellent Thanksgiving!

    Beaux


  10. Tanksgibbin’ Comin’ Up Real Soon

    November 23, 2011 by The Yum Yum

    Tanksgibbin’ comin’ up real soon

    Betta getcha self down to da town

    And buy ya turkey roun’

    Betta cook ya gravy brown

    Betta make it mouf good

    Make it taste like it should

    ’til we start ackin’ like a clown

    Tanksgibbin’, woah, Tankgibbin’, yo. 

    I wrote the above poem/song/lyrics on my friend’s dry-erase board in their house some three years ago, go me! 

    I doubt anyone but Veggie Table will be able to appreciate the semi-Jamaican, semi-rap, semi-semi lyrical style, and that’s okay.

    Also, linguists might enjoy it.

    The goal now is to start writing several blogs in advance in order to be productive and have content ready to go up when the time comes instead of posting funny videos about turkeys that are impossible to grasp and inevitably knock one’s husband out. 

    Admittedly, if I read the Onyx Plate or Veggie Table’s blog and heard that either of them had knocked out their respective husbands with a turkey, I would be at once horrified and laughing until I turned blue. Advocating knocking one’s husband out with a turkey should only happen in extreme circumstances; I do think there’s a time and a place for that. Adultery is the first thing that I would put on the list. I mean, if I had a husband and he came in to tell me he had cheated on me, hitting him with a turkey larger than Brookyln’s doggy Salvador would probably be a blessing compared to what I’m capable of doing at that point. 

    And speaking of turkey, I’ve been having my Tofurkey sandwiches lately. I highly recommend the Tofurkey Deli Slices for everyone who avoids the consumption of actual fowl. Most vegetarian “meats” taste fine in context. Truth be told, I always thought turkey slices by themselves tasted weird, but hidden in mayonnaise and bread, they’re delicious. The same is true of Tofurkey; there’s an odd flavor to it alone, but boy-oh-boy, you put those slices with the mayo and bread, and the world comes tumbling down.

    I’ve also learned that spinach makes a much better friend to sandwiches and food in general than does lettuce. Spinach has its own definite flavor that isn’t just a kind of rancid water, and it plays nicely with everything I put it with. I also prefer the deep green of spinach to the light green of lettuce. 

    So, tomorrow, I plan to make wraps for Thanksgiving at Mimi’s. I’m going to wilt and chop the spinach, put it on the layer of cream cheese in a burrito, wrap that sucker up, and then chop, chop, and chop. I know I’ll end up being fashionably late, which is fine; my entire life has been defined by being fashionably late in everything.

    Happy Thanksgiving Eve to everyone, and have an egg-cellent day!

    Beaux